A man enters a restaurant, takes a seat, and, instead of using the napkin, takes the table cloth from the table and tucks it around his neck.

The head waiter sees it and tells the waiter to go and tell him, in a diplomatic way, that what he did was incorrect.

The waiter goes to the man and says, "Good day to you Sir.. Would you like a shave or a haircut?".

At the end of the day, the only thing we can take with us are our memories of all those great life experience that add meaning to our lives. Given this, I would rather spend my days doing things that will leave me happy memories than collecting possessions. As Emma Goldman noted, “I’d rather have roses on my table than diamonds on my neck.”